A Monument to Non-Existence

bizarrobrain:

animentality:

kindestofkisses:

pansyfem:

meetcute idea: your packer slides down your pant leg and falls out and you’re mortified as hell but a guy picks it up and puts it in his pants instead and runs away reallyfast so you have to chase after him and get ur oenis back

cyborgrhodey:

THE BANANAS ARE GAY

THESE BANANAS

THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY

BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE

lakevida:

psygull:

lickety is basically the most classic thing to split

how quickly we forget the humble banana

hanavesinauttija:

majormeilani:

hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

pointnclick:

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

molsno:

“it’s the law” well the law should kill itself